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October 17 2017

moistwentpostal:

PSA for cold and flu season: if you normally wear chest binders and you’re going to get a vaccine injected into your arm, take off your binder before you go to get vaccinated. The vaccine will make your arm very sore, which means that it’ll be difficult to take your binder off at the end of the day. I made this mistake last year and it’s no fun.

hopeful-melancholy:

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

c3po:

jlivingwell:

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

Let’s have a sleepover!

optomstudies:

First time was pretty fun, so let’s chat again for a bit! ^_^

  • tell me about yourself
  • about your day
  • your crush
  • your dreams
  • a memory you have
  • a confession
  • ask me for advice or my opinion
  • ask me about my favourite _____
  • have you ever, would you rather, etc. 
  • tell me/ask me for a song recommendation
  • anything!

hollyfhtagn:

my teammate, who waved hello and has been polite: I need healing!

me:

gettzi:

ms-meredith-milton:

misterdwalin:

I don’t care if they got a body like Nicki Minaj with their boobs pushed up to their chin and wear more pink and ruffles than a unicorn in a tutu. If they tell you they’re nonbinary, then they’re fucking nonbinary.

I don’t care if he’s got the highest, prettiest voice and wears dresses and pink glittery nail polish and high heels. If he tells you he’s a boy, then he’s a fucking boy.

I don’t care if she looks like the Hulk and talks like Morgan Freeman and has a beard to rival Thor and the hairiest chest and legs ever and wears a suit. If she tells you she’s a girl, then she’s a fucking girl.

Deal with it.

Riding public transit shortly after Caitlin Jenner introduced herself to the world, I heard two men in their sixties with thick Southern accents turn conversation to ‘this whole Jenner business.”  I braced myself for something ugly and considered moving further down the train; I’m glad I didn’t.

“I just don’t get it, ya know?” one of them began, shaking his head.  “I mean, you bump into somebody in the supermarket and you say, ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ and hear back, ‘actually, it’s ma’am,’ then you say, ‘so sorry, ma’am; my mistake’ not ‘I’LL CALL YOU SIR IF I DAMN WELL FEEL LIKE IT!!!’”  More head shaking.  “What’s the matter with some people?  They just got no manners.’

“Couldn’t agree more Hoyden.”

Got off that train with a big smile on my face.

Hoyden for mayor

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ifsheetswerestates:

yeah, you could say i’m a gamer

image

@SCP

thefoggygolem:

paperandpencilsandskips:

I’m fukkin sorry, What™©®?

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porcupine-girl:

critical-perspective:

solong-gaybowser:

mostlygibberish:

catwithbenefits:

axeystuff:

weaselproficiency:

trailerparkjesuss:

youthxcrew69:

what the FUCK is this supposed to say 

This is the new imagine touch the sky

There’s more to it.

That … almost helps ?

THAT’S EVEN WORSE OH MY GOD

the time it takes to parse that is about the amount of time it takes to lose a customer

Holy shit… [bigger image here]

Someone got paid to make this

Every typographer just simultaneously puked shit and died.

Even with all this help, it took me fucking forever to figure out that they butter the fucking grill. My brain was just so convinced there had to be the word “bun” SOMEWHERE that it would not parse that sentence the way it was intended.

October 16 2017

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cowboymccree:

god, ur right

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obsessive-artist:

These are all doodles for a Cuphead AU I came up with a few days ago. 

The main idea is a whole “what if” scenario where Cuphead and Mugman actually win the bet they made with the Devil and take over the Devil’s Casino and all the loot inside.

A few days into running the place, Cuphead comes across a trident that gives him a lot of crazy powers. However, along with the power came an extreme case of the craziness. Having gone mad with this corrupting power, He forces Mugman to join him, making his poor brother his right-hand man by force.

Meanwhile, he completely strips King Dice and the Devil of their powers and then boots ‘em to the first part of Inkwell Isle.. The rest of the AU follows King Dice and the Devil as they fight their way through their unhappy debtors to get back to the casino and take it back through force.

I’m thinking about calling the AU “Dicehead and the Imp” for now, haha.

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cnvvj:

annyongchingu:

tharook:

ayellowbirds:

On the one hand, i’m amused at the joke. On the other hand, I’m a librarian and this shelving is horrifying.

Well, no shelving system is without fault.

Hoooooo my god

@jasjabberwocky

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rabbits-of-negative-euphoria:

writer-robin:

Christopher Tolkien explains why his father, JRR Tolkien, wrote down “The Hobbit” in the first place, when it was originally intended to be an oral bedtime story for his children.

(found in the forward to The Hobbit Fiftieth Anniversary Edition, 1987)

‘Damn the boy’

#have you ever been so annoying you caused the reinvention of an entire literary genre

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uie:

fuwaprince:

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velvetchrysalis:

serotnin:

growin up, i never learned how to *comfort* others so now i wing it aka cross my fingers n send cute pictures ?

the fun part comes when you were taught to internalize feelings so you can’t even draw on your preferences of being comforted because you were never visibly upset and wouldn’t have been comforted by anyone anyway

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nezuxi:

“In the story I am about to tell you now, the main character is also a human―no. The main character is actually a city. A city-state. People called it No. 6. Have you ever heard the name before? It is the most beautiful, yet most fearsome existence created by human hands. Worthy of a star role in a farce, don’t you think?”

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klar-jezebeth:

Drawlloween 2017
15 - Cornfield Capers - Junkrat

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macbethoff:

McCree

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